Niks PhD skit - fun time

Police Piyush

Kalit Kaumil

Darili Darshana

Bhodi Nikita

pp: knocking on the door. Amari Nikita kya che? 

kk: amne nathi khabar. 

pp: Ame tamari jode Nikita na lagna karaya che, tamme kabar hovi joiye

kk: Mane pan evu j lagtu tu.. pan karekhar to hu ene odakho j nathi

pp: Atlu jutthu bol vani jarur nathi.. Bakwas Banker a eni aakho thi tamne Nikita ne PhD presentation pachi lai jata joya che..

kk: gai kale savare ame Nikita ne ena PhD presentation mate Nirma gai tyare chelli vaar mein ene joi ti.. ena pachi amne khabar j nathi

pp na pachad thi dd nikde che ane keh che.. 

dd: pakku aa kalit kaumil j aapdi Nikita ne kai kari didhu che

kk: arey hu kasu j nathi janto

dd: hu to kau chu ane KK ne remand par laiye

kk: are gai kale etle pehli ane biji oct a hu aakhkha Ahm ma bhodi sathe pharto to

kk nu vakya pate a pehla j

dd: Nikita 2 divas thi madti nathi ane aa atyare thi bija jode pharva laya

kk: arey tame samjo vaat ne.. aa Bhodi sathe vaat karo tamne kehse badhu

pp ane dd aakho ma aasu sathe

pp,dd: agar amari Nikita ne kai thai gayu hoy to kai do.. 

bhodi kalit kaumil na pachad thi bahar aavi ne

bhodi: Kem cho paapa? Hu tamari gay, bhodi gay. 

Police Piyush ane Dareli Darshana ek dum ascharya ma bolya

pp,dd: gay? Nikita nai?

Bhodi: Ha ej, pan have hu tamara Nikita nathi. pehli oct a presentation ma gaiti a Nikita Shah hati ane ema thi bahar aavi a Dr. Nikita Shah che. Hu nathi ichati k loko mane kevad PhD na karane alag rite treat kare. Ane etle je hu tamara juni biodi bani ne j rehva mangu che. 

ane ha, biji oct a hu ane Kaumil panjim ma bhaji pau nai pan ahm phafada chatni khatata

Everyone presenting to you all - Bhodi or Dr. Nikita Shah